do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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