How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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