it's great music for shaving your balls
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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