Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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