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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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