Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I enjoy the company of your penis
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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