I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I understand Curling. That high.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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