Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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