I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
