Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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