I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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