A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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