you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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