it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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