My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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