Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
No subtext here. People are naked.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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