I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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