best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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