That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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