I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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