she looked like the bat from fern gully.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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