I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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