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He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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