That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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