It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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