so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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