I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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