my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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