I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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