That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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