p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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