So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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