"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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