I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Let's get the cat blown out
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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