After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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