You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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