I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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