so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She even gives head with a lisp.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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