He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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