I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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