you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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