i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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