nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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