just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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