i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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