? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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