I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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