it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
50% drunk capacity currently
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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