I wish I only lived at night.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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