:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You pole danced in your parka.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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