I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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