Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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