he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Your mouth is God's brothel.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
