wrigley field is MILF paradise
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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